How To Get An Indian Excited

I have quite a few friends who hail from India. This has been quite the interesting cultural experience, to say the least.

Today at work a group of us were talking with a coworker who recently returned from a one month stint in India and he was talking to us about his experiences there.  He then began to talk about a place called Kashmir.  To show off my geographical prowess, I remarked "Isn't that by Pakistan?".  At that moment one of my Indian coworkers piped in, "KASHMIR IS NOT THEIRS, IT'S OURS."

Yikes!  Must have struck a nerve there...