Ya know, it's late at night (and I'll be sharing why in about a week), but I was thinking: If I were on national TV, what stupid thing what eek out of my mouth?
The reason I ask is this: I was watching the Game Show Network one day and a new show, Camouflage, was on. The game show host was asking a contestant what her favorite hobbies were and she said: "I am a blue ribbon goat milker."
Yes. A 'blue ribbon goat milker'. I didn't know you could get a blue ribbon for such a thing. Obviously there is some technique to it...
Anyway, I can't think of anything that ridiculous that I do, but may I be smitten with lightning before such a thing escape my lips on national TV--even if milking goats were something I really did.