Behind Enemy Lines
My Apple keyboard that I bought last August was having some problem with the space bar. It was starting to stick, so I'd have problems getting space in when typing. I called the Apple Store up at about 10:50am to see if I could bring it in for them to look at and they said that their only slot available at the 'Genius Bar' was for 11. I hadn't showered or anything yet, but I flew out the door to try and get down there in less than ten minutes.
As I was walking in the parking lot I had a scary realization. I was going to be walking into an Apple store wearing a Microsoft T-shirt. Uh-oh. I wondered if they would even let me into the store. Or if they would make fun of me. Or give me a free Apple shirt. It was like I was wearing the uniform of the bad guy and was behind enemy lines. The whole time I was there Mac vs. PC commercials were playing in my head. I was clothed in a black shirt and jeans, but I felt so naked...
In the end they gave me a new keyboard. Phew. I guess they don't discriminate based upon the origin of your clothes. Next time though, I think I'll pay attention to what I'm wearing.