I Think FedEx Wants My Business...

I've gotten a few goofy emails lately, but today I got one that really made me laugh.  This one's from FedEx. I highlighted the areas that made me laugh the most.

From my experience with outbound shipping at my current employer, DHL has been pretty lousy, but I didn't know FedEx would ever make such a bold move to poach customers.  What's particularly interesting, is that I have never received any unsolicited emails from FedEx in the past.